Jokes | चुटकुले
#5276 | Kid (बच्चा)
father waching FTV,
suddanly son came,
FATHER-gareeb ladkiya h kapde lene ke liya paise nahi h,
SON-is se bhi gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena
suddanly son came,
FATHER-gareeb ladkiya h kapde lene ke liya paise nahi h,
SON-is se bhi gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena
#5275 | Male (आदमी)
RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he
BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya
Wo To metha tha
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he
BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya
Wo To metha tha
#5274 | Male (आदमी)
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
#5273 | Male (आदमी)
RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta raha
Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le
Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le
#5272 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye
#5271 | Male (आदमी)
Wash ur Mobile
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo
#5270 | Male (आदमी)
TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?
SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..
SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..
#5269 | Male (आदमी)
Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata
Sawal hm puche to jawab nhi ata
Ye bathroom me kon baitha he
Itna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata
Sawal hm puche to jawab nhi ata
Ye bathroom me kon baitha he
Itna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata
#5268 | Male (आदमी)
Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu
SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!
BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?
SANTA: dhakka.!
SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!
BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?
SANTA: dhakka.!
#5266 | Female (महिला)
Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga
#5265 | General (सामान्य)
RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di
Police-Q..ki
RAAZ-FARAZ Usse Has-2 K Baat Kr Raha Tha
FARAZ se Pucha Wo Kaun He
To Bolta Tumhari Bhabi
Police-Q..ki
RAAZ-FARAZ Usse Has-2 K Baat Kr Raha Tha
FARAZ se Pucha Wo Kaun He
To Bolta Tumhari Bhabi
#5264 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
TCHR-
Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise
Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise
#5263 | Kid (बच्चा)
FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he
#5262 | Kid (बच्चा)
SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish
#5261 | Male (आदमी)
S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga
#5260 | Male (आदमी)
Husband & Wife were Fighing
Husband says: Tu Sali Kuti! Wife Reply:
Tu Sala Kuta! the Child Of them was near, he says : hi-hi-hi-hi-hi Mian Sala Kutoora.
Husband says: Tu Sali Kuti! Wife Reply:
Tu Sala Kuta! the Child Of them was near, he says : hi-hi-hi-hi-hi Mian Sala Kutoora.
#5259 | Male (आदमी)
Judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha? Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.
#5258 | Male (आदमी)
Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?
Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.
Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.
#5257 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.
#5256 | General (सामान्य)
1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.
#5255 | General (सामान्य)
Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”
#5254 | General (सामान्य)
Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.
Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai
Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.
Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai
Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.
#5253 | General (सामान्य)
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”
#5252 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
#5251 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
#5250 | Male (आदमी)
gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,
wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?
batao?
haar gaye
bolo har man li?
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gadhe ne bhi maan li thi
wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?
batao?
haar gaye
bolo har man li?
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gadhe ne bhi maan li thi
#5249 | Male (आदमी)
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana
#5248 | General (सामान्य)
Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam 'PARLE MARIE',Oil Ka Naam 'SHALI MAR' Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?
#5247 | General (सामान्य)
Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya
Kyuki
Wo Suit
MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha...
Kyuki
Wo Suit
MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha...
#5246 | Female (महिला)
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.