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#4732 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,

Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu…….
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#4731 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
santa ne shampoo kharida

santa- iske sath jo gift hai do

shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai

santa- par isme toh likha hai 'dandruff free
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#4730 | Female (महिला)
3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati-Zeher Khane Se
Patni-Aur 2nd
Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni-Q?
Pati-QKi, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi

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#4729 | Male (आदमी)
GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL :
GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi

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#4728 | Male (आदमी)
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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#4727 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.


Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun



Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
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#4726 | General (सामान्य)
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

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#4725 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies..
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha

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#4724 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

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#4723 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
ek Girl Fasi LagaRahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye...

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#4722 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila

Kion??

Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!
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#4721 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...

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#4720 | Male (आदमी)
TANTRIK'Apne
Ek Bhakt Se;
~
Beta'Tum Par Ek
Bhootni Ka Saya
Hai,

BHAKT;
Baba'Mai
Thappad Maar
Dunga

Agar
Meri PATNI'Ke
Baare
Me Kuch Kaha
To
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#4719 | Male (आदमी)
During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha h
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#4718 | Male (आदमी)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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#4717 | Male (आदमी)
Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...

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#4716 | Male (आदमी)
SONU;
Tum'Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye'Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue'KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?'

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#4715 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi

GOLU:Mujhe kya

MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai

GOLU: Fir tujhe kya

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#4714 | Male (आदमी)
BOY:'Mere sath chalo gi?'

GIRL:'Kahan?'


BOY:'Jahan tum khao wahan?'

GIRL:'OK.
9.0 chalte hain?'

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
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#4713 | Male (आदमी)
Snta: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?



Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

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#4712 | Male (आदमी)
Papu Dhobi ko Daant-te hue -
Ek to meri shirt guma Di upar se paise mang raha hai.?

Dhobi:- Sahab shirt dhulne ke baad gum hui hai

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#4711 | Male (आदमी)
Tcher: Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He

Pappu: Sir,Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai

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#4710 | Male (आदमी)
Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
Santa: Girta Hi 2 Girne Do.
Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar H.

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#4709 | Marriage (शादी)
Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,
Dulhan Ko Nahi?
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.

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#4708 | General (सामान्य)
Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena.
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#4707 | General (सामान्य)
Ladka Ghar der se Lauta
Maa- Kaha tha?
Beta- Film dekhne gaya tha 'Maa kA Pyar'
Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh
'Baab ki Maar'
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#4706 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte
Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !

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#4705 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Humene Unke ghar k Samne Nach Nach kar Ghungro Tak tod diye
Zalim Nach Dekhne k bad Keh Gaye Pappu Cant Dance Sala

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#4704 | School (स्कूल)
Tcher 2 Stdt-Beta Ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?

St-IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi H or
Yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..

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#4703 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Faqeer-2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baccha
Baccha-Jaldi se sawal batao
Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai!

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#4702 | Kid (बच्चा)
Tcher 2 Stdt-Beta Ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?

St-IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi H or
Yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..
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#4701 | Kid (बच्चा)
Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?

papu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.

teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gaye
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