Jokes | चुटकुले
#4700 | Male (आदमी)
Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..
Kaise..
Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..
Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.
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Ek Dum.
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Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..
Kaise..
Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..
Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.
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Ek Dum.
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Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..
#4699 | Male (आदमी)
yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.
dunia me kya krke aaye ho?
hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo hisab mang rhe ho.
dunia me kya krke aaye ho?
hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo hisab mang rhe ho.
#4698 | Male (आदमी)
Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se bola-aapne bandaro ke trak ko yahan se jate huye dekha hai kya..
Admi-aap usme se gire hai kya..
Admi-aap usme se gire hai kya..
#4697 | Supreme Power (सुप्रीम पावर)
Delivry K Waqt
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega
#4696 | School (स्कूल)
Teacher- Aap Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya hai aur Aap Laddu Khila Rahe ho!
Netaji-50 Ki Class Me 40 Fail Hai..
Majority To mere bete Ke Sath Hai Na
Netaji-50 Ki Class Me 40 Fail Hai..
Majority To mere bete Ke Sath Hai Na
#4695 | Kid (बच्चा)
Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha, pr tera mob.no. bhool gyapagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;??
#4694 | Kid (बच्चा)
Ek bacha doosre se: Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai. Doosra bacha: To phir chal. Thodi padhayi hi kar lete hain..
#4693 | Kid (बच्चा)
Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai
Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana
Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana
#4692 | Male (आदमी)
GOLU Doso Ke Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya
Bahar Aake Bola-
Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya
Bahar Aake Bola-
Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar
#4691 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.
Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye.
Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye.
#4690 | Male (आदमी)
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
#4689 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad
Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad
Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.
#4688 | Male (आदमी)
Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.
#4687 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me Roti dubo k kaha rha tha
Waiter- Ye kaise khana kaha rhe ho?
Santa- Maine math ka teacher hu daal suppose kari hui ha
Waiter- Ye kaise khana kaha rhe ho?
Santa- Maine math ka teacher hu daal suppose kari hui ha
#4686 | Male (आदमी)
god askd man'whats ur wish? Man ' god please give me my bacheler days bach; 'god laughed n said; 'beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi
#4685 | Male (आदमी)
1 Aadami Kabar pe Baitha tha
Musafir ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagata?
aadmi-darne ki kya baat hai?
andar Garmi lag rahi to thodi der bhar aa gaya.
Musafir ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagata?
aadmi-darne ki kya baat hai?
andar Garmi lag rahi to thodi der bhar aa gaya.
#4684 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?
#4683 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?
Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!
Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!
#4682 | Female (महिला)
Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati
#4681 | Male (आदमी)
Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha thaBanta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai
#4680 | General (सामान्य)
Bv-Tumhe Nai lagta ki zara si samjhdari se lakho talak ke mamle Roke ja sakte hai
Pati- Zara si samjhdari se shaadiya bhi to roki ja sakti hai
Pati- Zara si samjhdari se shaadiya bhi to roki ja sakti hai
#4679 | General (सामान्य)
BV:'utho ji almari k paas 1chor khada h.
'Hus:'us k paas hathiyar hua to?'
BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi.'
'Hus:'us k paas hathiyar hua to?'
BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi.'
#4678 | General (सामान्य)
Ek Saanp Dusre Saanp Se-Are yaar lagta mera zahar kaam nahi kar raha
2nd - Kaise
1st-Abhi Abhi maine khud ko kaata lekin kuch huwa hi nahi
2nd - Kaise
1st-Abhi Abhi maine khud ko kaata lekin kuch huwa hi nahi
#4677 | Male (आदमी)
GOLU Papa muje Nokrani se pyar he Mai usse shadi kruga Baap Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho GOLU Kyu Baap Yhi galti mei ne b ke thi beta
#4676 | Male (आदमी)
Mehman khana khate hue bole:-
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??
Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??
Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.
#4675 | Male (आदमी)
Doctor ne khasi ke mariz ko dast lagne ki dawa di
Compounder: Aapne usko dast ki dawa kyon di?
Doctor: Ab wo khaasne se pahle 100 baar sochega
Compounder: Aapne usko dast ki dawa kyon di?
Doctor: Ab wo khaasne se pahle 100 baar sochega
#4674 | Male (आदमी)
SANTA BAR BAR ZEBRA CROSSING PE IDHAR UDHAR CHAL RAHA THA......
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WO KYA SOCH RAHA HOGA....
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SAALA YE PAINO BAJTA KYON NAHI HAI....
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WO KYA SOCH RAHA HOGA....
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SAALA YE PAINO BAJTA KYON NAHI HAI....
#4673 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Yamraj (Gusse me) Yamdut se: Mene Tuje Kaha Tha Ki 'Ja.. Pan lekar aa.'
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Aur tu Gadha,
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'Japan' lekar Aa Gaya..
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Aur tu Gadha,
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'Japan' lekar Aa Gaya..
#4672 | Smart (होशियार)
Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !
Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !
#4671 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Bola dukandar, k kya chahiye tumhe
Jo b kho meri dukaan p wo paoge
maine kha k kutte k khane ka cake hai
bola yahi khaaoge ya leke jaoge..??
Jo b kho meri dukaan p wo paoge
maine kha k kutte k khane ka cake hai
bola yahi khaaoge ya leke jaoge..??
#4670 | School (स्कूल)
Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?
GOLU: boyfriend
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?
GOLU: boyfriend
#4669 | Kid (बच्चा)
Sonu:Mummy Kya Mai Bandaron Ke Khaandan Ka Hu?
Mummy:Pata Nahi Beta.
Mai Tumhare Papa Ke Poorvajo Se Kabhi Nahi Mili.
Mummy:Pata Nahi Beta.
Mai Tumhare Papa Ke Poorvajo Se Kabhi Nahi Mili.