Jokes | चुटकुले
#4476 | Kid (बच्चा)
GenIouS bACHA..:P
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha
1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?
Bacha:Police me bharti krwane
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha
1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?
Bacha:Police me bharti krwane
#4475 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
ek kanjoos ladki shopkeeper se boli- aisa saboon do jo kam ghise aur nahane k bad chehre par laali la de..... shopkeeper naukar se bola memshab ko 1 eet ka tukda laa do..
#4474 | Kid (बच्चा)
GOLU ko 1000 ka note mila, Jispe lika tha, HAPPY NEW YEAR
Usne apni jeb se 1000 ka note nikala us pe SAME TO YOU likha
aur wahi rakh ke chala Gya
Usne apni jeb se 1000 ka note nikala us pe SAME TO YOU likha
aur wahi rakh ke chala Gya
#4473 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai. :)
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai. :)
#4472 | School (स्कूल)
Teacher : students semester system k fayde batao?
Students : sir fayda to pta nhi, par nuksan bohat hai,
Beizzati saaL me 2 bar ho jati hai. . .
Students : sir fayda to pta nhi, par nuksan bohat hai,
Beizzati saaL me 2 bar ho jati hai. . .
#4471 | Male (आदमी)
Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lagaya gaya?
Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :
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DANDE par..;-)
Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :
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DANDE par..;-)
#4470 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Q:Ye pyar kab hota h?
A: Jab time khrab chal raha ho,
rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho,
apka mangal kamjor ho,
or bagwan maZe lene k mood me ho..
A: Jab time khrab chal raha ho,
rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho,
apka mangal kamjor ho,
or bagwan maZe lene k mood me ho..
#4469 | General (सामान्य)
Aamir’s Mother asks Aamir , ”
Beta ye aajkal Bijli ka Bill itana
zyada kyu aa raha hai????? ”
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Aamir raplies, ” Mai kabhi
batlaata nahi… Par andhere se
darta hu mai Ma !!!
Beta ye aajkal Bijli ka Bill itana
zyada kyu aa raha hai????? ”
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Aamir raplies, ” Mai kabhi
batlaata nahi… Par andhere se
darta hu mai Ma !!!
#4468 | Kid (बच्चा)
1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya?
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do
#4467 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola'main Kon?'To wo boli 'DODH WALA'..
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola'main Kon?'To wo boli 'DODH WALA'..
#4466 | Male (आदमी)
Ram & Raavan wer in Serious War,
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya
#4465 | School (स्कूल)
TEACHER- AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?
SANTA-ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTR
SANTA-ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTR
#4464 | Social Network (सामाजिक जाल)
LADY 2 BHIKHARI-
MAINE TUMHE KAHI DEKHA H?
BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO fb PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI
PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA
LOOKIN SO SWEET.
MAINE TUMHE KAHI DEKHA H?
BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO fb PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI
PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA
LOOKIN SO SWEET.
#4463 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Wife : Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai...:
Santa : Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai Toh Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Le
Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai...:
Santa : Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai Toh Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Le
#4462 | Kid (बच्चा)
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
#4461 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.
#4459 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Santa bakriyan chara rha tha.
Banta- in bakriyo ko kaha le ja rhe ho?
S- school le ja rha hu
B-mujhe pagal samjha he kya
aaj to sunday he
Banta- in bakriyo ko kaha le ja rhe ho?
S- school le ja rha hu
B-mujhe pagal samjha he kya
aaj to sunday he
#4458 | Male (आदमी)
SONU;
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?
MONU;
Desh'Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki
Bacche'Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai.'
mk
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?
MONU;
Desh'Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki
Bacche'Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai.'
mk
#4457 | Male (आदमी)
Minister :- bomb blast me marne waalo ko
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,
Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,
Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...
#4456 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....
#4455 | Advertisement (विज्ञापन)
Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye
#4454 | Supreme Power (सुप्रीम पावर)
BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do Ki Main Marne Ke Baad Phir Zinda Ho Sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai
BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai
#4453 | Money (पैसे)
SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch h
Jubse shadi hui he roz100, 200 mangti h
BNTA-Wo in peso ka kia krti h?
SANTA:Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi
Jubse shadi hui he roz100, 200 mangti h
BNTA-Wo in peso ka kia krti h?
SANTA:Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi
#4452 | General (सामान्य)
Ladkiwale-Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho,aur kuch
Galat kam na krta ho
Pandit-Aisa Ladka to apko ICU k Emergency ward me hi Milega
Galat kam na krta ho
Pandit-Aisa Ladka to apko ICU k Emergency ward me hi Milega
#4451 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Ladki-parso me tume rakhi bandhne ayi thi, par tumne nhi bandhwai, q?
boy-Agar me tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya bandhwayegi
ladke mahan he
boy-Agar me tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya bandhwayegi
ladke mahan he
#4450 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Snta-Dr Ne Kaha Tha K TV Cabel Se Bache Kharab Hote Hai Aur Padhai B Nai Krte, Maine Cabel Katwa Dia
Bnta-Good
S-Ab Maine Dish TV Laga Liya Hai
Bnta-Good
S-Ab Maine Dish TV Laga Liya Hai
#4449 | Money (पैसे)
banta..... duniya ka sabse khatarnak jaadu kaha hota hai.....?
santa... beauty parlour main
santa... beauty parlour main
#4448 | Money (पैसे)
jyotish-35 ki umar tak tumhare paas paisa nahi hoga aur tum dukhi rahoge
Santa-Uske baad?
Jyotish-Phir tumhe aise jeene ki aadat pad jayegi.
Santa-Uske baad?
Jyotish-Phir tumhe aise jeene ki aadat pad jayegi.
#4447 | General (सामान्य)
Maa:Beta Tum Lambe-Lambe Baal Katwa Lo
Beta:Kyon?
Maa:Log Rishtey Ke Liye Tumhari Bahan Ko Dekhne Aate Hai Aur Pasand Tuhme Kar k Jaate Hai
Beta:Kyon?
Maa:Log Rishtey Ke Liye Tumhari Bahan Ko Dekhne Aate Hai Aur Pasand Tuhme Kar k Jaate Hai
#4446 | General (सामान्य)
Santa = yar banta teri shakal gadhe jaisi lagti hai.
Banta = Ek baat bta main kis angle se tere jaisa lagta hu ?
Banta = Ek baat bta main kis angle se tere jaisa lagta hu ?
#4445 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..