Jokes | चुटकुले
#6557 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?
Student: sir, 3 ta.
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.
Student: sir, 3 ta.
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.
#6556 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.
#6555 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?
Student: five sir.
Teacher:gadha.
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.
Student: five sir.
Teacher:gadha.
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.
#6554 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha
But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir (thinking).
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…
But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir (thinking).
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…
#6553 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.
#6552 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.
#6551 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
#6550 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.
#6549 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.
#6548 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.
Student: Majra poka sir.
#6547 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.
#6546 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…
#6545 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?
Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.
Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.
#6544 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?
Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.
Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?
Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.
Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.
Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?
Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.
#6543 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?
Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.
Teacher: wo kayse?
Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.
Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.
Teacher: wo kayse?
Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.
#6542 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?
Student:meine
Teacher:keyse?
Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
Student:meine
Teacher:keyse?
Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
#6541 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.
Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.
Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.
#6540 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.
#6539 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?
Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.
Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!
Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.
Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!
Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
#6538 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
#6537 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.
#6536 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.
Student:ladki ki asa mein.
#6535 | School (स्कूल)
Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
#6534 | School (स्कूल)
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!
#6533 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
#6532 | Social (सामाजिक)
Maine tujhe dekha…dekhta hi gaya…dekhta hi gaya…..
Aur fir…ek din mujhe…
….Chashma…lag gaya!!
Aur fir…ek din mujhe…
….Chashma…lag gaya!!
#6531 | Social (सामाजिक)
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.
#6530 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!
#6529 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!
#6528 | General (सामान्य)
Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!
#6527 | General (सामान्य)
Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz……….
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!
#6526 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu?
Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!!
Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!!