Jokes | चुटकुले
#6429 | Female (महिला)
Coolest mom of the millenium Girl: mom,i want some fresh air..can i go for a walk..? Mom: yes,but tell your 'fresh air' to drop you home by 9 Pm...
#6428 | Male (आदमी)
Kolaveri Di is to be banned becz of the Lyrics
'White skin girl,girl..Girl heart black!'
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Kapil Sibal says-'This is in-reference to
Sonia Gandhi....
'White skin girl,girl..Girl heart black!'
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Kapil Sibal says-'This is in-reference to
Sonia Gandhi....
#6427 | Male (आदमी)
A man to his friend
My wife died yesterday
I am trying to cry,But tears r nt coming out..
Wh to do?
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Friend- No problem, just imagine she is back....
My wife died yesterday
I am trying to cry,But tears r nt coming out..
Wh to do?
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Friend- No problem, just imagine she is back....
#6426 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
A Girl in a book shop :
Do u have the book named ''Girls r very Intelligent''?
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Salesman: The comedy section is on the Left side....
Do u have the book named ''Girls r very Intelligent''?
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Salesman: The comedy section is on the Left side....
#6425 | Male (आदमी)
RAJNI was PutinG his DoGs Tail in2 a Pipe
Santa-oYe Pagal, DoG's Tail wiLL nEvEr becomE StraiGht.
Rajni-Yenna Rascala, its MY dog, I'm just bendinG the Pipe.
Santa-oYe Pagal, DoG's Tail wiLL nEvEr becomE StraiGht.
Rajni-Yenna Rascala, its MY dog, I'm just bendinG the Pipe.
#6424 | Male (आदमी)
Judge: You are accused of driving above speed limits. What will you take, 3000 bucks or 3 days in jail?
Santa: I will take the money rather.
Santa: I will take the money rather.
#6423 | Kid (बच्चा)
Teacher-- What is the meaning of Green dot on the packet of Parle-G ???
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B0y-- mam, it means Parle-G is now online...
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B0y-- mam, it means Parle-G is now online...
#6422 | Kid (बच्चा)
Mom: You're All Dressed Up,
Where Are You Going?
Daughter: To The Bathroom,
I Need A New Facebook Picture
Where Are You Going?
Daughter: To The Bathroom,
I Need A New Facebook Picture
#6421 | Male (आदमी)
teacher; what is life and live ???
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.ummmm. . .
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.then. .he gaved ans;
life- 'girl' and live-'current or
electricity''...
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.then. .he gaved ans;
life- 'girl' and live-'current or
electricity''...
#6420 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!
#6419 | Male (आदमी)
Man to a super cute Air hostess:What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same!
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same!
#6418 | Male (आदमी)
Banta (after giving Rs 100 note): Now be careful with this money, remember the saying, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.'
Pappu: Yes Uncle, I just noticed it.
Pappu: Yes Uncle, I just noticed it.
#6417 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher- Y are u sleeping in the class???
Student- Ur voice is so sweet
thatz Y i am getting sleep.
Teacher- Then Y other ppl r not sleeping???
Studsssent- They aren't listening 2 u mam...
Student- Ur voice is so sweet
thatz Y i am getting sleep.
Teacher- Then Y other ppl r not sleeping???
Studsssent- They aren't listening 2 u mam...
#6415 | General (सामान्य)
Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok!!
lets start with addition
example-
your gf gave you 2 candy and 2 ice cream
what is your ans
...... kid- love u janu ...
lets practice maths ok!!
lets start with addition
example-
your gf gave you 2 candy and 2 ice cream
what is your ans
...... kid- love u janu ...
#6414 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
A fish is smoking and a man asks him 'Are'nt you scared you'll get cancer?'
Fish:' I don't have lungs to get cancer
Fish:' I don't have lungs to get cancer
#6413 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper...
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper...
#6412 | Male (आदमी)
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
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Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
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Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics
#6411 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Santa was travelling in a train! A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't get up..
Santa shouted:'THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!'....
Santa shouted:'THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!'....
#6410 | Marriage (शादी)
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed.
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed.
#6409 | School (स्कूल)
Professor Google:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Somu: BA
Professor Google:For sodium?
Somu: NA
Professor Google:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Somu: BANANA
Somu: BA
Professor Google:For sodium?
Somu: NA
Professor Google:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Somu: BANANA
#6408 | Male (आदमी)
Banta: I read an article the other day that said, `If you drink everyday you are an alcoholic`.
Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.
Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.
#6407 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: I played chess against Viswanath Anand but I lost.
Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.
Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.
Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.
Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.
Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.
Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.
#6406 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Banta: I was the pilot for the president's helicopter.
Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job?
Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.
Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job?
Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.
#6405 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Girl: 'I'm Breaking Up With You.'
Boy: 'Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?'
*Girl Hugs Boy*
Girl: 'Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?'
Boy: 'Yeah.':)
Boy: 'Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?'
*Girl Hugs Boy*
Girl: 'Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?'
Boy: 'Yeah.':)
#6404 | Kid (बच्चा)
child-who's dat man & woman who come every night n disapear in morning?
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r 'doctors'
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r 'doctors'
#6403 | Female (महिला)
Girl 1: Have You Ever Had A
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .
#6402 | Female (महिला)
child-who's dat man & woman who come every night n disapear in morning?
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r 'doctors'
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r 'doctors'
#6401 | Female (महिला)
Girl 1: Have You Ever Had A
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .
#6400 | Male (आदमी)
I was in pub last night with my wife & said
'I LOVE U'
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking...
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to d beer.
'I LOVE U'
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking...
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to d beer.
#6399 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
BOY: Lets Play A Game.
Except Hide And Seek.
GIRL: Why Not?!
I Love That Game!
BOY: Because A Girl Like
YOU Is Impossible To Find ... !
Except Hide And Seek.
GIRL: Why Not?!
I Love That Game!
BOY: Because A Girl Like
YOU Is Impossible To Find ... !
#6398 | School (स्कूल)
MIND BLOWING !!!!!
Teacher- Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens
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falls off the tree
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Student- Poor Newton!
He thought its bcoz of Gravity !!!
Teacher- Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens
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falls off the tree
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Student- Poor Newton!
He thought its bcoz of Gravity !!!