dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Abbe guchcha toot raha hai ladkiyon ka tere pe ... guchcha

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi

Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Ab woh zamana gaya jahan lovers yahan markar upar milne ki koshish karenge ... ab woh zamana hai jahan lovers doosron ko upar pahunchakar khud yahan rahenge

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Pehle unki sirf dosti thi ... lekin ab dostana ho gaya hai

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Aata majhi latakli!

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Masti se jeena hai toh kabhi apna image banne hi mat do ... bada mushkil hota hai dhona

Next monsoon your bahbhi will mom soon

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

Insaan ko hamesha seedha hi hona chahiye ... ooltah toh Tarak Mehta ka chashmah bhi hai

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai