dialogues for Tag: Comedy

I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye ... dirty toh picture bhi hai

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye ... gambhir toh Gautam bhi hai

Insaan ke sanskar badhe hi hone chahiye ... chota toh Bheem bhi hota hai

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Media, maaldaaron se aur babaon se ... jitna door rahe utna hi acha hai

Jab do akalmand ek doosre ko bewakoof banate hai ... toh is mein samay aur shabdh dono barbaad hote hai

Global Godfather tak pahuncha doonga aap sabon arzi ... baki unki marzi

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

Yeh Global Baba ka kal kya hoga pata nahi ... lekin aaj iska bal global hai

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma

Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai

Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai

Banda joh hai na, ishq joh hai Katrina Kaif se kar sakta hai ... Mohammad Kaif se nahi

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage