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Rasam nibhane ke liye havan mein ghee dalna hi padta hai ... lekin phir ussi aag se ghar bhi jalaya ja sakta hai

Ek maa jise doodh pilati hai ... uske saaye tak ko pehchanti hai

Jis tarah reghistaan mein pyasa, ek ek boond pani ke liye tadap tadapkar apna dum todhta hai ... ussi tarah Fateh Khan hamare inteqam se tadap tadapkar apni ek ek saans todega

Gareeb ko sirf roti ka sapna dekhna chahiye ... pyar ka nahi

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai

Na sode ke saath, na pani ke saath ... main toh peeyunga apni rani ke saath

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

Phir kabhi tune mere ghar ke andhar jhanke ki koshish ki ... toh main apne darwaze par limbu mirchi ki jagah ... teri mundi kaatkar latka doonga

Tum angoor ke woh guchhe ho jinse sharab nichodi ja chuki hai ... aur Ruksana ek paka hua anaar hai jiska ek ek dana hum choos choos kar khayenge

Agar kisi stree ko apne purush ka mann jeetna ho toh uske liye do hi raste hai ... ek khane ka aur doosra sone ka

Ek ek do do peg toh do do takke ke log peete hai ... hum toh poori botal peene waalon mein se hai

Shareer ke botal mein jawani ka khoon joh hai woh sode ki tarah ubal raha hai ... kyun ki jawani rang hai, bahaar hai, khumaar hai, suroor hai, guroor hai ... ashaon ka khilna hai, mann ka milna hai, mann ki mannat hai, dil ki jannat hai

Yeh hi Mama Banarasi ka dhanda hai ... gale mein samasya ka phanda hai ... magar Mama Banarasi kaatte hai aur shaadi byah ke rishtey ko prasad ke ladoo ki tarah baantte hai

Ameeron se gareebon ki haddiyan toh chabayi ja sakti hai ... unke ghar ki roti nahi

Jakar dumm hilana unke samne ... talwe chatna ... botiyaan phekenge botiyaan!

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Pyar ki keemat aatey daal ke taraazo mein rakhkar nahi toli jaati ... sooli par chadkar aankhi jati hai

Chai ki chah hai kuch aur nahi hai ... ek cup agar mil jaye parvah nahi hai

Tujhe main itne dino tak bandh rakhunga saale ... jab tak tu chakki pees-peeskar sarkar ke liye itna paisa kama le ... ki sarkar ka jail banane ka karcha vasool ho jaye

Aurat, aag aur sharab mard ke bas mein hi ho toh achcha hota hai ... mard inke bas mein ho, inka ghulam ban jaye ... toh yeh usse jala dalti hai

Aurat aur sharab ka mila-jula nasha aaisa nasha hai ki ... bade bade sultan barbad ho gaye

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

Sharaab bhi aaisi cheez hai ... koi gham mein peeta hai toh koi khushi mein ... magar main sharaab is liye peeyonga ... ki ab na gham raha na khushi

In doctoron ke chakkar bhi ajeeb hote hai ... jinke paas kuch nahi hota, unhe kehte hai phal khao, makhan khao, badam khao ... aur jinke paas sab kuch hota hai, unhe kehte hai ki yeh mat khao woh mat khao

Police ka kaam hai kauwon ki tarah choch marna ... aur hamara kaam hai unhe bajra dalkar gumrah karna

Fudak fudak tu chaal chale, naam tera hirni komal ... thumak thumak koole thumke, hum dekh rahe aankhen mal-mal ... daant tere bhutte dane, dil ched rahe hai naina chanchal ... yeh roop tera bhari bharkam, ham pyar kare ki lade dangal

Tum sabne milkar apni maa ka dhoodh utna nahi peeya hoga ... jitna is kameez par mera khoon baha hai ... ab tumhare khoon mein maa ka doodh raha nahi ... is liye tumhe chatti ka doodh yaad dilane chala aaya hoon

In sarmayedaron ne kanoon ki haisiyat us andhe bikhari ki tarah bana di hai ... jisse apna pet bharne ke liye saboot ki rotiyan chahiye ... phir kyun na woh paap ke aate se bani ho aur gunaah ki bhatti mein pakki ho

Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton