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Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

Jaise daane daane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai na ... vaise hi goli goli pe bhi khane waale ka naam likha hota hai

Jahan paisa roti ki hadh se badh gaya ... wahin insaan baimaani ke daldal mein gadh gaya

Abhi tak bahut se police afsaron ki ragon mein ... angrezon ki pilai hui sharaab ki booh baki hai

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Main madira nahi peeti ji

Sone chandi ke bartano mein khana khane waala amir nahi hota hai ... aircondition caron mein ghoomne waala amir nahi hota hai ... aaise sangemarmar ke bunglay mein rehne waala amir nahi hota hai ... besaharon ko sahara dena waala amir hota hai ... rote hue ko hasane waala amir hota hai ... marne waala nahin, bachane waala amir hota hai

Ek karsi Gangajal mein agar ek boond sharaab mila di jaye ... toh saara Gangajal apavitra ho jaata hai

Aaj sharaab ki lehren baha do ... joh bhi aaye tumhare bar mein usse whiskey se nehla do

Agar hum pyase bhi marte ho ... toh bhi tumhare ghar se do boond pani peena hum mein manzoor nahi hai

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Whiskey mein soda ya pani milane se uska taste kharab ho jaata hai ... whiskey mein whiskey milake peena chahiye

Rishte sirf teen hote hai ... ek roti ka bhook se, doosra dosti ka dushmani se aur teesra zindagi ka maut se

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Calendar khana lao! ... Calendar khana lao!

Chalo dhabe mein sab kuch milega ... mutton kadi, alu badi, maa ki daal raita naal, fry machhi bachut achchi, shami kabab lajawab, paneer palak ... chalo balak

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

Maa ke doodh ki ek boond bhi tumhare jism ke andar gayi hoti ... toh ek aurat, ek maa ke liye tum aaisi ghatiya baat nahi karte

Kaam karoge toh roti milegi ... nahi karoge toh goli milegi

Doodh pani ka yeh milan, Ganga Jamuna sangam ... agar Allahabad ke baad milega toh yahin milega

Bhookha rehkar aadmi ek baar marta hai ... lekin udhaar ki roti khakar baar baar marta hai ... hazaar baar marta hai

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

Aurat ganne ka ras nikalne waali machine ki tarah hai ... joh mard ko khokla bana deti hai

Zindagi mein Allah aur maa ke baad is roti ko izzat di hai ... isse main zameen par girakar beizzat nahi hone doonga

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

Mil-julkar sharaab peene se dosti aur zyada badti hai

Jisse barfo mein ice-cream khane ka shauk ho ... usse sardi nahi lagti

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge