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Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?

Relationship TV screen ki images ki tarah hoti hai ... woh images badalti hai aur tabhi ek story banti hai

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

Main aaisa game banaonga ... jis mein villain kabhi nahin harega

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Baki sab ke liye Google hai

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Life koi keyboard ka shortcut nahi hai ... isse Google nahi ... experience kiya jaata hai

Main dikhta ek insaan hoon par hoon ek machine

Speed one terahertz, memory one zettabyte

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Woh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai ... kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai ... woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai ... par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai ... honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai ... woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai

Science bhi kehta hai ki dil azaad khayal hai ... dhadakne ke liye na toh isse shareer ki zaroorat hai na dimaag ki

SMS generation ... char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai