dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Jaise free ki advice ki koi value nahi hoti ... waise hi free mein advice maange wale ki bhi nahi hoti

Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye

Doctor aur driver ko kabhi naraz nahi karna chahiye ... injection aur steering wheel agar galat ghuma diya na ... toh game over

You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine

Fitness aur fatness mein ek hi akshar ka farak hai

Copyright ka matlab hai copy karna sabka right hai

Aadmi na life mein do hi cheezon se fresh hota hai ... ek potty karke, doosra party karke

Dabake rakhna theek nahi hai ... na emotion, na motion

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Duniya ka sabse bada festival pata hai kaunsa hai ... gharwali ... kyun ki usse baar baar manana padta hai

Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow

Itna bhajan kirtan teri maa karti hai na ... toh mujhe darr hai ek din bhagwan khud prakat honge aur request karenge ... please yeh chamach dholak bajana band karo ... dev lok mein log soo nahi paa rahe hai

Mogambo toh phir bhi khush ho jaata hai ... lekin yeh biwiyan kabhi khush nahi hoti hai

Jeb se kangley hai aur khareedne bungaley hai

Bhaiyon mein kya protocol jab dil mein laga ho fevicol

Pada likha jaat ... solah dooni aath ... so don't be smart

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Jaldi jaldi mil, jaldi jaldi baat aage bada ... varna tu aansun pochta reh jayega aur lipstick koi aur poch jayega

Sahi sahi bata scene kya hai ... Valentine wali date ya seedha Karwa Chauth celebrate

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

Hamare zamane mein kaha karte the ki aashiq ke teen thikane hai ... kapde phatte, baal latte, aur chaurahe pe datte

Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh

Mohabbat mein aashiq raat ki neend, din ka chain, bank balance, mobile ka top-up, sab kho dete hai ... maine toh phir bhi dimaag ka ek pench hi khoya hai

Dost harami ho toh aata hai maza ... aur premi harami ho toh jeevan ban jaye saza

Apni girlfriend ko kabhi mat bolo that you're having fun without her ... uske bina ganda feel karoge na, toh usse acha feel hoga

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Main kunwari hoon ... tezz kataari hoon ... par main tumhari hoon