dialogues for Tag: Education

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

Guru ko bada uska shishya banata hai

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai ... dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

Teachers sirf rules sikhate hai ... lekin winners, winners rules banate hai

Science jism ko jaanta hai ... aatma ko nahi

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

Mere favorite subject mein fail hoke ... doosre subject mein pass hone ka kya fayda

Exam ke sawaal ka jawab toh har koi deta hai ... lekin asli hero woh hai joh zindagi ke jawab de

English, economics, political science ya history ... koi ek subject padna nahi tha naseeb mein ... naseeb mein thi in sab ki khichdi ... B.A. pass

Sooch samajh ke toh imtihaan diya jaata hai ... inteqam nahi liya jaata hai

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

Education se bada koi business nahin hai ... paid service without guarantee

Intelligence aur performance ... background ka mohtaj nahi hota

Yeh shining India hai ... yahan oonchi shiksha ke liye oonche log koi bhi oonchi keemat dene ko tayaar hai

Textbook se copy karta hua student ... aur tees maar khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan ... kabhi fail nahi ho sakta

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai

Boss number kam hai ... dimag nahin

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Bahar ek beraham competitive duniya basi hai ... aur is duniya mein sabhi ko apne apne gharon mein toppers aur rankers ughaane hai

Padhne likhne ke liye aksharon ki awaaz, unki banavat, shabdon ka matlab samajhna zaroori hai

Gyan toh gyan hota hai ... chahe woh zabaani ho ya likhit

Mere marks 90% na ho ... lekin maine joh kuch bhi kiya hai sirf isliye kiya hai ... kyun ki tumse pyar maine hamesha 100% hi kiya hai

Schooli shiksha kitaabi gyan deti hai ... charitra ka nirmaan nahi karti