Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Vade log vadi vadi baatein

Badhon ka gussa badhon ka pyar hota hai

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Kabhi kabhi ghar ke bachche ... ghar ke badhon ko sahi raaste dekha dete hain

Bade mazaaki ho ... bade mazaaki ho

Ek da vada dil aur duje de vade vade bill

Maafi maange se koi chota bada nahi hota ... aur joh maaf kar deta hai uska dil bahut bada hota hai

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Arre return shiturn karne hai toh khareedte vareedte kyun ho?

Kabhi kabhi aisa kyun hota hai ... ki paraye bhi apne lagne lagte hain

Kabhi kabhi aisa kyun hota hai ... ki apne paraye ho jaate hain

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Lucknow da kurta, Pathani salwar ... tab lage mard, varna lage bekaar

Dosti ke alava bhi kuch rishtey hote hai ... kuch rishtey joh hum samajhte nahi ... kuch rishtey joh hum samajhna nahi chahte ... kuch rishtey jinka koi naam nahi hota, sirf ehsaas hota hai ... kuch rishtey jinki koi deewar nahi hoti, sarhad nahi hoti ... aaise rishtey joh dil ke rishtey hote hai, pyar ke rishtey hote hai, mohabbat ke rishtey hote hai

Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho, kuch haasil karna ho, kuch jeetna ho ... toh hamesha dil ki suno ... aur agar dil bhi koi jawab na de toh aankhen band karke apni maa aur papa ka naam lo ... phir dekhna har manzil paar kar jaoge, har mushkil aasaan ho jayegi ... jeet tumhari hogi, sirf tumhari

Paisa toh har koi kama leta hai ... lekin izzat kamana sabke bas ki baat nahi

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

Keh diya na ... bas keh diya!

Bypass mein kabhi kabhi aadmi pass bhi ho jata hai

Oh paaji tussi kamaal ho, tussi great ho ... oh tussi toop ho toop, tussi zindagi di hope ho hope

Upar se hum hain saath saath ... aur andhar se hum aapke hai kaun

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga

Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!

Jab tak kamyabi ki khushi baantne waala koi apna na ho ... toh us kamyabi ki khushi ka maqsad hi kya hai

Mujhse dosti karoge toh uski poori keemat milegi tumhe ... aur agar dushmani karoge toh uski keemat chukani padegi

Jiski nasson mein imaandari ka khoon daud raha ho ... jiska dil desh ke liye dhadakta ho ... uska josh kabhi thanda nahi padh sakta

Maut apna raasta nahi badalti ... joh bhi uske raaste mein aata hai, chala jaata hai

Tere shareer ke haddiyo ke itne tukde karoonga ... ki teri aane waali nasal tak is dard ko mehsoos karegi

Saanp ke bil mein haath wohi daalta hai ... joh uske zehar ka todh jaanta ho

Shikaari apne shikaar ke saath dosti nahi karta

Mere liye maa aur mulk ek hai

Hum haath milana bhi jaante hai, haath ukhaadna bhi ... hum Gandhiji ko bhi poojte hai, Chandra Shekar Azad ko bhi ... main bhi pehle pyar se samjhata hoon, phir hathyar se