dialogues for Tag: Women

Jab jab auraton ki aankhon se aasoon bahe hai ... mardon ka khoon khaula hai

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko

Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati

Kabhi kisi aurat ka dil mat todhna aur kabhi kisi ka ghar mat todhna

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

Smell the needs of a woman ... vaas lene ka

Yahi toh kiya hai tum jaise mardon ne hum jaisi auraton ke saath ... kabhi kook mein hi maar dala toh kabhi pehda hote hi ... yeh kaisi ajeeb parampara hai tum logon ki ... sab kuch tumhare naam ka ... maang meri sindoor tumhare naam ka, gala mera mangalsutra tumhare naam ka, kalai meri chudiyan tumhare naam ki ... yahan tak ki kook meri, khoon mera, doodh mera aur bacha tumhare naam ka ... sab kuch tumhare naam ka ... phir yeh batao aakhir tumhare paas kya hai mere naam ka?

Aa rahi hai woh haseen mohtarma jiske samne na chalta hai filmy duniya ka fashion ... aur naa hi chalta hai aap jaise deewano ka paisan

Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai

Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi

Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

Aurat ko uski jaat aur dushman ko uski aukaad ... jitna jaldi ho sake bata deni chahiye

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Is duniya ka har ladka bachkana hai, har ladki insecure hai aur hum sab real life mein cheezy hai

Dilli ki ladki hoon ... dhakke aur ragad ke beech ka farak jaanti hoon

Maathe pe bindiya, aankhon mein kajal ... yeh hoti hai ladki pagal

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree