Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Tu police waala nahin bhadwaa hai ... joh kanoon ko rundi banakar gundon ke haathon mein bechta hai

Is desh ki mitti ke ghar kahi baar toote hain ... magar is desh ki mitti ka mard kabhi nahin toota hai

Jis tarah mazab-e-islam mein haraam hai suvar khana ... jis tarah hindu dharam mein paap hai gaye khana ... in sabse bada gunaah hai ... mard hokar kisi aurat ke jism ki kamai khana

Yeh duniya bahut buri hai, bahut buri hai ... joh bhi deti hai bura banane ke baad hi deti hai

Jab bhook lagti hai na toh pet yeh nahin poochta ... ki yeh roti imaandari ki hai ya baimaani ki

Bahut kuch paane ke chakkar mein kabhi kabhi insaan sab kuch kho beheta hai

Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai

Mitti jab jalti hai toh uska asar sirf fasal par hi nahi ... aane waali sari nasal par asar hota hai

Ladkiyan kapdo ki itni deewani hoti hai ki agar unka bas chale ... toh kafan mein bhi chand sitare dhakava le

Doodh agar sookh bhi jaye toh koi marta hai kya ... lekin bade bhai ke khoon ke baad agar chote bhai ka khoon sookh jaye ... toh yeh maut se bhi bhattar hai

Gore rang pe agar kaala til padh bhi jaye toh usse khurajkar nahi mitaya jaata ... balki log uska aur ehsaan mante hai ... is liye ki woh buri nazar se bachata bhi hai

Samundar ke kinare rehne waala nadiyon se nahi darte ... aur na keechad mein palne waala khoon ke cheeton se bhaagte hai

Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen

Bhairav Singh jahan jata hai ... tabaahi ka toofan aata hai

Kichad toh kisi bhi sabun se dhul sakta hai ... lekin tumhare dimaag mein joh amiri ka kichad bhara hai na ... woh kisi sabun se nahi dhul sakta

Joh insaan wafaadar aur gaddar mein fark nahi samajh sakta ... woh maalik hone ke layak nahi ho sakta

Naukar maalik par ehsaan nahi ... sirf namak ka farz ada karta hai

Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

Kichad uchhalne par kichad hi milta hai

Buzurgo ka aashirwad hi duniya ki sabse badi daulat hai

Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Main kaam ko puja maanta hoon ... aur kaam karne wali jagah ko swarg

Zindagi aur maut ka faisla toh uparwaale ki kalam se hua karta hai ... aap jaise rayeeso ki bandook se nahi

Ghoda jitna bhi adyal ho ... uspar savari karne ka utna hi mazaa aata hai

Pyar ka badla pyar aur dosti ka badla dosti ... yeh mera usool hai

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Roohein toh kamzarf aur buzdil insaanon ki kaapti hai

Jab dillagi dil ki lagi ban jaati hai ... toh patthar dil bhi pighal jaate hai

Dil se nikli awaaz dil tak zaroor pahunch jaati hai

Mohabbatein karna aur mohabbaton ko jeetna ... yeh toh hamara kaam hai

Sharaab ek aaisi cheez hai ... joh ameeron ka shaunk aur gareebon ki zaroorat hai