dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Chillar ka pata nahi ... lekin mujh mein change aa gaya hai

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

BBC ka pata nahi ... but I've got news for you

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Langoors have my angoors

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

You have bloody piles in your brains

Najayaz are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

George Michael ka pata nahi ... but have faith in me

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Kyun thak re ho?

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Beta tumse nah ho payega

Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge

Tumko yaad kar karke haath dukh gaya hamara

Jahan kaam aaye sui ... wahan talwar se kaam lete ho?

Aaj ke zamaane mein sharif hona bahut bada gunaah hai