dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Bekaar mein nakko seena taan ... bolo mohabbat ki zubaan

Yeh fareban baaton ki machine gun ghumakar ... mere dil, dimaag aur gurde ka chindiyan bana diya

Badi achchi baat hai ... din mein bhi raat hai ... chalo Allah hamare saath hai

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

Woh Rambo ka baap hai, Terminator ka chacha hai, Rocky ka dadu hai aur Bruce Lee ka nana hai ... last action hero hai woh

Mujhe khud ko bhi nahin pata ... ki kitna kamina hoon main

Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai

Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

(Tum karte kya ho vaise?) - Main apne dad ke paise kharch karta hoon

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Udhaar lene waale ko ek saal bhi ek din ke barabar lagta hai ... lekin udhaar dene waale ko ek din bhi saal bhar ke barabar lagta hai

Mazak jitna bhi badhda ho ... log uspe utna hi zyada haste hai

Uska cash bhi bounce hota hai

Life mein hai na ... sab kuch ekdum shortcut mein hona chahiye

Zubaan mooh mein rakhne ke liye hoti hai ... tu kyun deta rehta hai logo ko yaar?

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon

Shaadi ke do golden rules yaad rakho ... rule no. 1 aaisa kuch mat karo jisse tumhare partner ko dukh ho ... rule no. 2 agar karo bhi toh kisi ko pata mat lagne do

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

Is duniya mein har cheez ka ilaaj hai ... lekin shaq ka ilaaj NASA ke pass bhi nahi hai

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

Face jitna bhola ... utna hi aag ka gola

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

Tu hamesha correct baat bol deti hai jaaneman

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

Senior citizen ki izzat hoti hai ... senior student ki koi izzat hi nahi

Aap hamare dil ke Taj Mahal mein aa sakte hai ... aur uske kisi bhi kone mein khade rehke tasveer khicha sakte hai