dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

Hum log ki race mein ghoda bhaagta hi nahi hai ... girata hai

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut

Joh aadmi pehda hoke susu nahi sue karta hai ... bada hoke kitna bada suvar banega

Hormones dimag mein gus jaate hai ... aur dimag sadh jaata hai

Jhulelal joh kamaal ... hot and sexy baby doll

Death and shit wait for no man ... they come anywhere anytime

Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujhe ... mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah

Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate

Nahalo, dholo, nikalo kitna bhi mail badan ka ... phir bhi na nikle mail badan ka, kyun ki yeh pani hai jail ka

Khudi ko kar buland itna, ki tu Himalaya pe ja pahunche ... aur Khuda khud tujhse yeh pooche, abhe laikhat utrega kaise?

Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

Kyun taqleef utha rahe hai ... why are you lifting trouble?

Mera dil bada hai ... I have expanded my heart

Omar sharifon ki tarah behave karo

Insaano ka kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

Mehnat ki kamai sugandhit hoti hai ... bhale woh mehnat kisi aur ki kyun na ho

Umar bhi kya cheez bana deti hai insaan ko

Saanp aur paap hamesha chaap chhod jaate hai

Hum mein di pyar ki sazaa ... aur khud ladki ke saath maar rahe hai mazaa

Joh jee nahi sakta hai tumhare without ... uspe tumko itna hai doubt

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Apni property pe kisi aur ke naam ka board laga dekh ... bahut takleef hoti hai

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

I, Indian, from the Punjab

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Jinne vade log ... unne chote kapde

Yahan nalon mein pani ho na ho ... aankhon mein hamesha savan rehta hai

Burgerchaap kahike!