dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Shakal se tu kamina lagta hai ... akal se maha kamina hai

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

Ragad ragad ke saaf karo ... mere haathon ko maaf karo

Abhe jhandu ... CD ke zamane mein purani cassette bajhana band kar

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

Jeete raho ... phulo phalo ... khair chodo

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

Aadmi front page pe photo waali kahani zindagi bhar kya ... marne ke baad bhi suna sakta hai

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

Isse pehle ke life aapko kha jaaye ... tum zindagi ko pee jao

Aaj raat tere gham ko rum mein dubaate hai

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya

Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

Ladkiyan shikaar hoti hai ... yaar nahi

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai

Iske baad tum logon ne mereko loan ke liye phone kiya na ... toh apne aapko yahan se chhudane ke liye tum log apne hi bank se loan lena padega

Signal pe rukne waale har ek aadmi ke bheje mein ek-hich tension rehta hai ... ki kab yeh signal apna rang badle aur kab woh idhar se nikal jaye ... idhar bitayele dus se pandra second bhi, saale ko ghante ke maafit lagte hai

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

Ladki ho ya cigarette ... tereko dono phokat mein lene ki aadat padh gayi hai

Zindagi mein cool hone ke liye ... namakool hona chahiye re

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe