dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

Jahan jahan tumhara khoon bahega ... wahan wahan mera paseena paseena bahega

Romance time dekh karke todhi na aata hai ... romance bhi divorce ki tarah ho jaata hai bas

Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge

Main kisi se advice nahi leta ... lekin doosron ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tayaar rehta hoon

Khush rehte hain bachche jab saaf rehte hain kachche

No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

Kabu rakh apni jawani pe ... full stop lag gaya kahani pe

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Idhar bhi barbaadi, udhar bhi barbaadi ... arre bedardi tu karle is se shaadi

Purane joh ho jaate hai bhav woh khaate hai ... is liye aksar hum naye ko aazmate hai

Mil gaya mauka ... maar de chauka

Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab

Super fast ladki ho ya super fast gaadi ... tumhe dekh ke top gear mein aa jati hai

Hum dono bachpan ke woh langotiye dost nahi hai ... hum toh tab ke dost hai jab hum langoti bhi nahi pehente the

Soone ke liye chaddar ki nahi ... neend ki zaroorat hai

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Gusse se dekh rahi ho yah shakal hi aaisi hai

Apne dhande mein havas chalti hai ... ishq nahi chalta

Kaash mein oon ka gola hota ... aur unki ungliyon mein lipta hota

Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho

Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai ... koi humse bhi mohabbat kare ... kambhakt neend bahut aati hai

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye aur doosri woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz