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Lucknow da kurta, Pathani salwar ... tab lage mard, varna lage bekaar

Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!

Neki aur badi mein, haiwaniyat aur insaaniyat mein, kehar aur Kashmir mein kya zinda rahe ... yeh tumhe tay karna hai ... sirf tumhe

Mumbai shehar dikhave ka shehar hai ... yahan jiske paas gaahi ho, uski gaadi fatafat chalti hai

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Mumbai pe raj karta hoon ... raj

Yeh Mumbai hai, yahan har cheez dikhawa hai jise hum showmanship kehte hai ... sajawat hai jise hum publicity kehte hai ... aur banawat hai jise hum marketing kehte hai

Maine kya kya sapne dekhe the ... byah karke honeymoon karne Switzerland jaonga ... lekin ab toh zindagi mein na switzer hai, na land hai, na honey hai, na moon hai

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

Aapko kahan kahan nahi dhoonda ... Japan ki jail mein, America ki rail mein, khatte meethe bhel mein, khopre ke tel mein ... samose mein dhoonda, alu mein dhoonda, pyaz mein dhoonda ... magar na mila baap ... mila ghaas mein chupa saanp

India mein woh bahut kuch hai joh America mein nahi ... sirf hum jaison ko dikhta nahi hai

Mumbai mein inka koi mandir nahi hai, lekin puja sabhi karte hain inki

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Aapke shehar ka mausam bada suhana lage ... ek lamha chura loon agar bura na lage

Hamare haathon mein itni hararat hai ... ki kisi bhi jism ko tarashkar Taj Mahal bana de ... aur unhi haathon mein itna barood thoosa hai ... ke mazboot se mazboot killay ko bhi todh de

Is daari ki safedi pe mat jao janam ... tel toh abhi itna baki hai is dil ke andhar ... ki Bambai ka samundar sharma jaye

Tumhari territory sirf char foot ki hai, joh is shehar se shuru ho karke issi shehar mein dum todh deti hai ... lekin hum army waalon ki territory Himalaya ki bulandi se shuru hokar Ganga sagar ki kok tak jati hai

Bambai se zindagi wapas nahi jati ... sirf maut jati hai

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Jiska saara shehar dushman ho ... usse dosti karne ka hum mein koi interest nahi

America jis galeban mein phool daalta hai ... Russia jis galeban mein haar daalta hai ... tumne us galeban pe haath daala?

Shehar ka sabse bada gunda ... doosre gunday ko zamanat par le jaane aaya hai

Amrica mein pyar ka matlab hai len den ... lekin Hindustan mein pyar ka matlab hai sirf dena, dena, dena

Yeh India hai India ... yahan par aurat deewar se toh gir sakti hai ... magar apne mayaan se nahi

Kauva agar Kashi bhi ho aaye toh bhi "kav-kav" hi karega ... "Ram-Ram" nahi