dialogues for Tag: Adult

Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

Aadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Agar life ka one third hissa sokar ki guzarna hai ... toh akele hi kyun?

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

Madam yeh Meerut hai ... yahan ke laundon ko na ek hi tarah ki boyfriendi aati hai ... thoko, peeto aur khisko

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

Saala bench-todh!

I'm going to shove this finger up his ass so tight ... it will never see sunlight again

Don't horny me!

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?