dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Khoobsurat hona nahi ... khoobsurat banna zaroori hai

Police ki maar ki baat hi hai nirali ... goonga bhi gaye qawali

Angrez log jab hamari shaadi dikhate hai toh usse bolte hai "Monsoon Wedding" ... aur jab Hindustani log shaadi dikhate hai toh usko bolte hai "Soon-Soon Wedding" ... iska matlab chat mangni pat wedding

Kya mukhda hai, kya aankhen hai, kya hooth hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki upar waale ne sare staff ko chutti dekar ... apne haathon se usse banaya hai

Aye toh ho late ... lekin ho aap great

Tum middle class logon ki yehi problem hai ... ladki ko bhi local train ka khidki waala seat samajhta hai ... pehla rumaal rakh diya matlab seat tumhari ho gayi?

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?

Boyfriend bole toh?

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi

Woh kehte hain ki humse, ki tum mujhe yaad nahi karte ... main kehta hoon ki tu jaye toh teri yaad aaye ... tu saali yahan se jati hi nahi hai ... toh yaad kahan se aayegi

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Tum zara mooh kam kholo aur dimaag zyada khula rakho

Ghar saaf sutra ho, toh mann bhi khush rehta hai

Dhanda karte hai chote log ... bade log karte hai business

Jitni tumhari property hai na ... utni jagah par sirf hamare ghode palte hai

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

Jitna tum ladki ke peeche bhaagoge utna hi woh tumse door bhaagegi ... agar tum ladki ke peeche nahi bhaagoge toh woh confuse ho jayegi aur tumhare peeche bhaagegi ... yeh pata karne ke liye ki woh confuse kyun hai

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Che din ladki in ... sirf che din!

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai

Gunaah karneka lekin pakde nahi janeka ... pakda gaya toh gunaahgar ... nahi pakda gaya toh sahukar

Chandramukhi ho ya Paaro ... ki farak penda hai yaaron

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Duniya gol hai aur har paap ka ek double role hai

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre

Yeh system mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ... road par tezz chalao toh police pakadti hai ... race mein tezz chalao toh inaam milta hai

Vaah re neeli chatri waale tu toh chatri kholke upar baith gaya ... aur lafde ka baarish mein main bheeg raha hai idhar

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

Ladki ko patane mein itna time nahi jata hai ... jitna usse hatane mein jata hai

Aye junglee rascal stupid gadhe idiot