dialogues for Tag: Adult

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Peeche se woh lete hai ... jinke paas saamne se lene ka hathyar nahi hota hai

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

Kehte hai make-up sex is the best

Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

Teri naak nikaal ke peeche daal doonga ... saale soong soong ke wahi mar jayega

Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Hey jeda poora world hai na ... sperm hai

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Science jism ko jaanta hai ... aatma ko nahi

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai