dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

Reaction zyada, action zero

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

Mard ki zaat par hamesha lagaam kaskar rakhni chahiye ... zara dheeli chhod do toh awara behl ho jaate hai

Kapde Rita ke aur baatein Sita ki

Kaam loafer ke aur baatein soldier ki

Aaj ke zamaane mein sher sirf do hi jagah hifazat se reh sakte hai ... ek circus mein aur doosra chidiya ghar mein

Zevar toh ladkiyon ka gehna hai ... aur yahan ladke pehan ke ghoomte hai

College ki zindagi hai badi rangeen ... par isse sangeen banane waali sirf do hi cheezein hai ... permission aur restriction ... jinke baap ka naam hai discipline

Aurat ke inhi hoton ne lakhon ghar barbaad kiye hai ... aabad kiye hai toh sirf veerane, maikhane, qaid khane aur pagal khane

Oye guess kar ... chawani doonga

Dil left mein hota hai magar hamesha right hota hai

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Agar khul gaya yeh bhed ... toh aapki izzat mein ho jayega chhed

Yeh ladki hai ya qayamat ... arre yeh sapna hai ki haqeeqat

Woh burbakh galti kiya, trailer dikha diya usko ... lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai

Is desh mein vakil aur barrister toh sirf auraton ko hi hona chahiye

Chandni raat, haathon mein haath ... peeche se padi baap ki laat

First jump and then pump

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai