dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Bheek maange se aadmi zaleel aur zaar hota hai ... aur nikal jaye jis phool se khushbo, woh phool bekaar hota hai

Vaise toh main ek frustated aadmi hoon ... meri story ka pata nahi hai ... finance ka thikana nahi hai ... hero date nahi de raha hai ... heroine keh rahi hai ki main poore kapde pehnungi

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas

Pehle shaurat, baad mein aurat

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

Baat ban gayi, life ban gayi ... bhabhi bhaiya ki wife ban gayi

Sabka sukh chain cheenkar kaise chain se lete hue ho

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

Jitni tumhari saal bhar ki kamai hai ... utne rupaiy ke surf aur sabun se ... meri haveli ke farsh dhoye jaate hai

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

Mujh jaise dost baat maar sakte hai ... magar kabhi laat nahi maar sakte

Paal le koi rog nadan zindagi ke vaaste ... sirf sehat ke sahare zindagi katti nahi

Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye

Main Dhobi Ghat pe tooteli khaat pe lita lita kar maroonga

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Main tujhe maaf nahin karoonga ... main tujhe aaisa saaf karoonga ... jaise hajaam do baar sabun lagake daari saaf karta hai

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya

Sar ka taj tedha ho ... toh rani, rani nahin kaani lagti hai

Saala phateli chaddi pehenne waala meri gaddhi par behetkar noton ki gaddi ginne laga

Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani

Kanoon aur bhagwan jab deta hai na, toh chappad phad kar deta hai ... aur jab leta hai, toh thappad maar kar leta hai