dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar

Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"

Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?

Tera mooh baatein karta hue achcha nahi lagta hai ... Fevicol dhal uske andhar

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Sar se paon tak khud ko dhak liya hai ... meri Roopa ka roop toh kahin se nazar hi nahi aata ni

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

Sari duniya ke bache jab pehda hote hai toh maa maa karke rohte hai ... yeh gadha cinema cinema karke roh raha tha

Mera beta sharafat ki missile hai missile

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Royega toh tu, jab khelenge hum hu tu tu ... aur thukenge tere mooh par thu thu thu

Yeh phool nahi mere dil ka lahu hai ... aur Daddy yeh dushman nahi, tumhari hone waali bahu hai

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya ... is sirphere ka sara system hila diya

Abhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

Duniya banane waale kya tere mann mein samayi ... kahe ko ghadi banayi

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Samaaj se gandagi saaf karne ka keeda hai mere andar

Faanoos banke jiski hifaazat sarkar kare ... woh mantri kyun mare, jiska ilaaj poora aspataal kare

Woh aaye ward mein hamare Sahil ki harkat hai ... kabhi hum unke plaster ko, kabhi apni pattiyon ko dekhte hain

Ek mandir ka diya bhi tereko tawaif ke kothe ki laal batti lagta hai

Rishtey mein hum tumhare baap ke baap lagte hai ... aur naam hai Dadashah

Tu bola main bada main bada main bada ... sara shehar mere lafde mein pada ... main poochon tu kaika bada ... tu toh ladki dene ke liye mere peeche pada

Ravan bola main bada main bada main bada ... Navagraha mere singhasan ke neeche pada ... bakht bola tu kaika bada ... tu toh che mahina Bali ki kankh mein pada

Rahul, naam toh yaad rahega na?

Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai