dialogues for Tag: Adult

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Apna impression macho-de!

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

Langoors have my angoors

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Shake it, take it and fake it

I fuck the people who fuck with me!

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye ... laad ke neeche hi rehta hai

Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge

Tumko yaad kar karke haath dukh gaya hamara

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko

Sikhaya maine ... maze sab lenge

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Mujhe joh chahiye ... uska maaza sirf raat ko hi aata hai

Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi

Dikhana wahi chahiye ... joh log dekhana chahte hai

Touch toh bahuton ne kiya hai ... par chuha kisi ne nahin

Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah