dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

Kayi baar off-beat cheezein logon ko beat pe laati hai

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Character ho tum ... A1

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai

Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Subah subah jab koi bole mujhe apna bana lo ... toh samajh jao ki waqt aa gaya hai ki Godrej hair dye kholo, gholo aur laga lo

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai

Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega

Next time aisa kuch karenga na ... toh main bol rahi meku zabardast pyar ho jayenga tumhare se ... aur main honthon pe chapka doongi ek do

Decide karna mushkil hai ... ki khatra badhta dekhkar tum flirt karti ho ... ya flirt karne se khatra badh jaata hai

Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

Hone wale miyan ke tareefon ke pul baand rahe hai ... baraat kam lagta hai khule saand khade hai ... aise bhi kya heere jadhe hai ... darshan chote bas naam badhe hai

Love story mein teri kahani na bani ... toh crime story mein zaroor banegi

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde