dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Janam tera is duniya mein kabhi nahi hoga ... main shaadi nahi karoonga, tu paida kaise hoga?

Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko

Nahi dalenge hum haath izzat pe tumhari ... pehnayenge mangalsutra yahi khwaish hai hamari

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se

Is ghar ko aag lag gayi ghar ke chirag se ... baat teri meri ban gayi tere dimaag se

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

Kaun bewakoof hoga, joh aapka mazaak uda karke apne mazaak ka mazaak udayega

Maine duniya mein bade baimaan dekhe ... lekin aap logon ke takkar ka ek bhi nahi mila

Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Mere haath kanoon se zyada lambe hai ... jahan mera haath ja sakta hai, wahan kanoon ka haath nahi ja sakta

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye

Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?

Apun bhi apni marzi ka maalik hai ... apne mood ka badshah hai

Pichle janam mein tum zaroor maachis ki dibiya rahe hoge ... is liye is janam mein baatein kam aur mooh se chingaariya zyada nikalte ho

Jab khud ke latakne ki baari aati hai na ... toh chehra khud-ba-khud latak jaata hai

Kyun meri Kashmir jaisi zindagi ko Kurukshetra banane pe tuli ho?

Jab aulaad jawaan ho jaati hai na ... tab naukrani ki nahi ... bahurani ki zaroorat hoti hai

Tum jaisi auraton ke pair ke neeche swarg hota hai ... aur aaj kal ki auraton ke pair ke neeche sandal ... joh sadak pe kam aur mardon ke sarr pe zyada chalti hai

Waqt, mauka, nazaqat, halat ... kuch toh dekh kar aaya karo?

Kabab mein haddi toh suna tha ... yeh saala poora bakra kahan ghus aaya

Bhagwan jisse kisi kaam ke liye pehda nahi karta na ... usse seth bana deta hai

Zabaan agar meethi ho toh apno ka bhi kaam ho jata hai ... aur doosron ka bhi

Aapke chehre ko dekhne ke baad aate hue idea vapas chale jaate hai

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Mujhse baimaani mat karna main bahut pahuncha hua aadmi hoon ... baimaani mein shaitan ko tuition deta hoon

Uthade parda, dikha de jalwa ... boondi ke ladoo, gajar ka halwa

Sau saal yehi dialogue natakon aur filmon mein pitt raha hai ... lekin jab bhi bola gaya hai, hit raha hai

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho toh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh gaye?

Hum do hamare do, teesra kabhi na ho ... patni se bhaiya door raho, kitni bhi adhchan ho