dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Kal ka intezaar karna seekho ... kal parso nahin aayega ... kal hi aayega

Joh kabhi nahi daantte ... woh bahut sakht daantte hai

Sone ka bhav bhi biwiyon ke mijaaz ki tarah chadta jaa raha hai

Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya

Main tera dost hoon, tu haddi main gosht hoon ... tera mera saath hai, maut ki baat hai, dushman ki gardan mere haath hai ... yeh uski khopdi, yeh meri laat hai

Hum gayab hone waalo mein se nahi hai ... jahan jahan se guzharte hai jalwe dikhate hai ... dost toh kya, dushman bhi yaad rakhte hai

Aap ek achche aadmi hai ... aur ek achche aadmi ke haath mein sharaab ki bottal achchi nahi lagti

Aaj ya toh insaaf hoga ... ya mamla saaf hoga

Apun kutte ki woh dum hai joh barah baras nalli mein daalke rakho ... nalli tedhi ho jayegi ... apun seedha nahi hoga

Main toh roz vilayat jata hoon ... aur roz vilayat se aata hoon

Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Jab koi ladki tofha qabool karle toh samjho uske dil mein pyar ki ganti ke bajaye ... ganta bajhne lagta hai

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

Woh toh aaise chipak gaye hai ... ki agar censor dekhle toh kainchi chala de

Udhar hai intezar apna, idhar dil beqarar apna ... aaye hai tere dar pe Omi, tu karde beda-par apna

Oh ho shikaar!

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo

Mere dost beediyon par utar aaye hain

Yeh ashtray bhi khali karde ... yeh aur zulm nahin seh payegi

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

Naukri mili hai ... tankha nahi

Gundon ko ek lakh aur bhale aadmi ko ek hazaar

Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game

Log kehte hai teen din baad mehmaan shaitan dikhai deta hai

Begam tum hi toh mere Tansen ka tambura ho na ... joh har waqt mere dil mein bajta rehta hai

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Kisi ke sar par tel ki handi phoote ... magar kisi ki kismat na phoote

Jab jab joh joh hota hai ... tab tab woh woh hota hai

Teri tabiyat toh hamesha murghi ki tarah khauff ke ande diya karti hai

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?

Ab toh baat hi baat hai, har taraf chandni raat hai, khushiyon ki barsaat hai, tera aur Kavita ka zindagi bhar ka saath hai, teri aane waali baraat hai, sari jaidaad apne haath hai ... aye kabootar rone ki kya baat hai?