Jokes | चुटकुले
#4668 | General (सामान्य)
Snta K Tang Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr. -Zeher h Katni Padegi
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di
2Din Bad- nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi
Dr:Ab Bimari Smj Ayi
JEANS Rang chodti h.
Dr. -Zeher h Katni Padegi
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di
2Din Bad- nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi
Dr:Ab Bimari Smj Ayi
JEANS Rang chodti h.
#4666 | Social (सामाजिक)
Circuit bhai naukar ne chandi ka chammach chori kar liya Munna kaun sa wala Circuit woich bhai jo apun hotel se chori kar ke laye the
#4665 | Social (सामाजिक)
Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo
#4664 | School (स्कूल)
Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai
#4663 | School (स्कूल)
Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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'Kya Bolti Tu!':-:-)
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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'Kya Bolti Tu!':-:-)
#4662 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
#4661 | General (सामान्य)
police-park me aise Q baite ho?
man-hum dono shaadi shuda hai.
police-to ghar me baito na.
man-iska pati or meri patni manege nhi..
man-hum dono shaadi shuda hai.
police-to ghar me baito na.
man-iska pati or meri patni manege nhi..
#4660 | EMI (किश्त)
Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir
P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir
P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir
Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy
Santa- Nahi Sir
P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir
P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir
Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy
#4659 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.
'Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge.'
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.
'Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge.'
#4658 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Snta-Hmara kutta jb subah akhbar apne muhse uthakr muje deta he to hmara padosi gussa ho jata he
Bnta-Q?
Snta-Qki,
Wo akhbar unke ghar aata he
Bnta-Q?
Snta-Qki,
Wo akhbar unke ghar aata he
#4657 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha
#4656 | General (सामान्य)
Munna:e sarcit ek bata agar bhains ko akal aa jaye to kya hoga?
sarcit:simple h bhai wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi.
sarcit:simple h bhai wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi.
#4655 | General (सामान्य)
Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai
Tum Ek din Insan ban jaog
Tum Ek din Insan ban jaog
#4654 | Kid (बच्चा)
Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...
Papa: Waiter,
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1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
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Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?
Ap bhi beer pijiye na...
Papa: Waiter,
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1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
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Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?
Ap bhi beer pijiye na...
#4653 | Marriage (शादी)
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
#4652 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..
#4651 | Kid (बच्चा)
sonu- tuje apna laptop bada karwana hai
kya.?
monu- ha yaar,par kaise ?
sonu- ek kaam kar, isme se
window nikalwa k darwaja fit
karwa le
kya.?
monu- ha yaar,par kaise ?
sonu- ek kaam kar, isme se
window nikalwa k darwaja fit
karwa le
#4650 | Kid (बच्चा)
Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho
GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
#4649 | Kid (बच्चा)
teacher gunnu ko sharat karte
dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi
gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
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dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi
gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
ki..
#4648 | Male (आदमी)
Santa-Ye Computer Aapke
Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar
Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.
Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar
Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.
#4647 | Male (आदमी)
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha 'Khareedo Gaye?'
phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha 'Khareedo Gaye?'
#4646 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai
#4645 | Social (सामाजिक)
Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye
#4644 | Social (सामाजिक)
once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....
rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...???
rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...???
#4643 | Social (सामाजिक)
Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?
Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Dost-Q?
Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?
Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Dost-Q?
Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai
#4641 | Kid (बच्चा)
Ramu: Kaise ho bhai.
Shyamu: Aacha hu.
Ramu: Tum Gadhe ho kya.
Shyamu: are tumhe aaj tak itni badi galatfahmi hai.
Shyamu: Aacha hu.
Ramu: Tum Gadhe ho kya.
Shyamu: are tumhe aaj tak itni badi galatfahmi hai.
#4640 | Kid (बच्चा)
Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?
Santa ka beta utha.
T:Shabash bete batao.
Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
Santa ka beta utha.
T:Shabash bete batao.
Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
#4639 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha H
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha H
#4638 | Thief (चोर)
GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi
MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?
GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi
MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi
MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?
GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi
MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi
#4637 | Female (महिला)
wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,
pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..
pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..