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Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

Nashta kiya, breakfast?

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Burgerchaap kahike!

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

Beer aur chana bahut hi deadly combination hota hai

Kuch cheezein purani hoke aur bhi khoobsurat ho jaati hai ... jaise ke gulaab, sharaab aur aap

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

Aaj kal ke Hindustani Coke peete hai, Pepsi peete hai, bhool gaye nimbu pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, bhool gaye Akashvani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... Reserve Bank khali, Swiss Bank mein saara maal pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga