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Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Chai se zyada saala kitli garam hai

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Shakahari bhojan khane se dil, dimaag aur aatma teeno shaant rehte hai

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Aadhi aadhi chai peene se chahat badti hai ... chahat se dosti badti hai, dosti se pehchaan badti hai, pehchaan se naam badta hai, naam se kaam badta hai, kaam se daam badta hai aur daam se business badta hai

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

Ek laawaris ko roti ki bheek di jaati hai pyar ki nahi ... usse zillat milti hai lekin apni sachai ko badalne ka mauka nahi milta

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai ... aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

Khana khane ke liye pati ka nahi ... bhook lagne ka intezaar karna chahiye

Woh khudgarz joh jung chahte hai unka kuch nahi jaata ... tabah toh woh log hote hai ... jinki subah roti ki talash mein shuru hoti hai aur raat thakaan ke bistar par

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Tumhare bin life lunch plate without rice hai ... baby hum tumhari right choice hai

Aapko kahan kahan nahi dhoonda ... Japan ki jail mein, America ki rail mein, khatte meethe bhel mein, khopre ke tel mein ... samose mein dhoonda, alu mein dhoonda, pyaz mein dhoonda ... magar na mila baap ... mila ghaas mein chupa saanp

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Haldi bahut hi kaam ki cheez hoti hai beta ... doodh mein milakar pee jao, toh shareer ka poora dard khatam ho jata hai ... aur chune mein milakar zakhm pe lagao, ghav bhar jata hai

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

Meri pehchaan tum dono ki zindagi mein ek zakhm hai

Uparwaale ne daulat aur khane ka muqaddar alag alag kaagazon pe likha hua hai ... jisko daulat zyada deta hai uska khana kam kar deta hai ... jisko khana zyada deta hai uski daulat kam kar deta hai

Ek foot ki lohe ki nalli aur dedh inch ki barood ki goli ... oont ke mooh mein jeera lagta hai

Glass mein sharab daalne waala bada nahi hota ... bada toh woh hota hai jiske glass mein sharab daali jaati hai

Roti hoti hai khane ke liye ... aur boti hoti hai chabane ke liye

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel