dialogues for Tag: Rowdyism

Bhagwan ka shukar ki jiye ki usne hum mein koi behen nahi di ... varna saala kehne par cheerkar phek deta

Aaj kanoon ki chhat tumhare sar pe hai is liye tum apni zehareeli zubaan ki dank se hum mein dass rahe ho ... lekin beta jis din yeh chhat gir jayegi aur pata chalega ki yeh sirf tumhari chaal thi ... us din tumhari zubaan ko hum alakh se ukhadkar gandi naali mein phek denge

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

Khatron se khelna hamara business hai, hamara karobar hai ... hamare paas maut ki factory hai ... hum maut banate jaate hai aur society mein bechte jaate hai

Haath chhodke baat kar varna yamdoot ke hawale kar doonga

Rana na pyase pehda hue the ... aur na hi pyase marenge

Dada toh is duniya mein sirf do hain ... ek upar waala aur doosre hum

Mangal ka rasta joh rokta hai ... Mangal uske liye maut ka darwaza khol deta hai

Mangal ke samne joh zabaan chalata hai ... Mangal uski taqdeer ki linen mitta deta hai

Apan dada hai gareebon mein fakeeri ka ... lafdebaazon mein vasooli ka ... dada logon mein dadagiri ka

Apna toh aaisa-hich hai ... lade bagair apun zero aur ladke apun hero

Ekdum bundal, bakwaas aur badtameez chokri ho

Abhe oye saale kaale angrez ki pehdayish

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!

Tab tak mere samne mat aana jab tak meri aankhen na kamzor ho jaye

Itna maroonga, itna maroonga ki gali gali bheek maangti phiregi teri mundi

Tum Shaka ko zanjeeron ka jaal toh pehna sakte ho ... magar hamesha ke liye usse bandkar rakh nahi sakte

Aaj jee bharke mandir ke samne sar tek le ... iske baad yeh magroor sar na uthne ka kabil rahega na jhukne ke kabil

Upar waale se dua maango ki duniya mein joh bhi toofan aaye sar se guzar jaye tumhare ... lekin is aandhi se tumhara paala kabhi na padhe

Tum bahut khush kismat ho ... joh aaj tumne Shaka ki sirf muskurahat dekhi hai ... maathe pe padhe huye woh bal nahi dekhe ... joh zindagi ke khet mein maut ke hal chala dete hai

Aaisi bahut si aandhiyan aayi aur chali gayi ... lekin koi is pahad ke seene mein chhed nahi kar saka

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Joh bhi apni zubaan nahi kholta hai ... main uske bheje ka dhakan khol deta hoon

Apun bhi apni marzi ka maalik hai ... apne mood ka badshah hai

Main maangta nahi ... cheenta hoon!

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

Hum ladta nahi, ladwata hai ... hum karta nahi, karwata hai ... hum maarta nahi, marwata hai

Aisa haath maroonga ke munh mein jitna asli daant hai woh toh bahar gir jayega ... doobara nakli daant bhi fit nahi hoga

Jiski zaroorat ho usse gale laga lo ... aur jiski zaroorat nahi hai uska gala kaat dalo

Main aadmi ke dimag ko bhi kaabu mein kar sakta hoon ... uske baad koi bhi aadmi kutte ki tarah dum hilakar mere ishaaron par chalne lagta hai

Apun jiske darwaze pe paon rakhta hai na ... uske aakha department ka darwaza band ho jaata hai

Hum jaha khade ho jaate hai line wahin se shuru hoti hai