dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Main jaanti hoon tum doli sajake rakhne waalon mein se nahi ho ... goli chalake thokne waalon mein se ho

Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

Musibate teen sau saat ... phir bhi saala thaat pe thaat

Aaj zindagi mein pehli baar main tay nahi kar pa riha hoon ... ki main deke aariya hoon ke leke aariya hoon

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Khali jeb Romeo type tevar achche nahi lagte

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Uski market value kam hogi lekin ... character is priceless

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

Oh hotness ... kha jaun tereko?

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

Kripya apni kursi ki peti bandh lijiye

Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch jaanti ho ... par woh yeh nahi jaante ki tum kuch nahi jaanti

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai

Jab insaan Doordarshan dekhne par utar aata hai ... toh samajh lo all is not well

Thappad aaise hi hote hai ... jab expect karo toh nahi milte hai ... aur jab na expect karo toh bijli ki tarah lapak ke padte hai

Meri kundli mein likha tha ki main foreign shift ho jaonga ... yeh nahi pata tha ki main yahin se hi lift ho jaonga

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai