dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

Apun ko private property nahi banna ... apun public property hi thik hai

Saali dikhti hai Prem Chopra jaisi ... khud ko Priyanka Chopra samajhti hai

Jin logon ki zindagi gaali ho na ... woh bhajan nahi gaya karte

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Yeh kaminapan mere sivah kaun karega?

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Aapka pasina garmi se nikla ya darr se?

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Agar good news nahi suna ... toh tera family bad news sunega

Mumbai mein kuch log aane ke liye marte hai ... aur kuch aakar marte hai

Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai ... pair nahi

Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai ... aaisi bimaari joh dheere dheere waqt ke saath budhape mein badal jaati hai ... main kehta hoon jab tak budhapa nahi aata ... todhi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

Main tujhko dekhte hi samajh gaya si ... tere andhar genius ke bacteria maujood hai

When jatt full tight ... is full right

Humne itne paap kiye hai na ... ki agar Ganga mein dupki laga di ... toh Ganga maiya kisi aur ke paap nahi doh payegi

Kitni baar kaha hai ... aaish kar, ishq mat kar

Tairna hai toh samundar mein tairo, talaabo mein kya rakha hai ... aur joh ishq karna hai toh mujhse karo, janaaniyo mein kya rakha hai

Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

Paanch ungliyon se banta hai tamacha ... jinke padte hi ban jaata hai tamasha