dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai

Jiska danda ooncha ... uska janda ooncha

Choti choti baaton se bade kahan ho jaoge ... patli galiyon se nikloge toh khuli sadak par aaoge

Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai

Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan

Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi

Main bhaagta nahi hoon ... bhagaata hoon

Saand kitna bhi akela kyun na ho ... uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju baand zaroor rehte hai

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega

Bandook chalene se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh ... nahi toh galat jagah pe phat jayegi

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai

Kaun kehta hai ki aasmaan mein surakh ho nahin sakta ... ek patthar toh tabiyat se unchalo yaaron

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Bahut sasti ho chuki ho tum ... tumhe dene ke liye hamare paas chillar bhi nahin hai

Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai

God made man and tailor made gentleman

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

Toh tu hi hai woh kaanta jisne sone ki machali fasayi hai?

Suna hai pyar mein ghantiyan bajhti hai, shehnaiyan bajhti hai, dhol nagaade bajhte hai ... par mera toh band bajh gaya

Ras nikaalta hoon jaaneman nichodkar ganna ... tera deedar ho khidki se bas yahi hai tamanna

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Ab mujhe life mein khushi chahiye ... khud-khushi nahi