dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Abhi thodu tension, pachee tane full attention

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli

Tere se milke aaise bhaaga ... rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate

Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya ... card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

I keel dead peepal!

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

Saara paisa white hai ... karam mere black hai bas

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Pehle payment phir enjoyment

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Aaye toh the sharafat se ... lekin jayenge toh dhoom machake

Is duniya mein na, pyar naam ka ek hi emotion hai ... baki sab lose motion hai

Jab sau kamine marre honge na ... tab bhagwan ne tujhe unki kami poori karne ke liye bheja hoga

Expiry date aa gayi hai teri

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Joh log sirf tamasha dekhte hai ... unka aksar tamasha ban jaata hai

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde

Hum log jahan pe khadi hoti na ... station wahin se shuru hoti

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai

Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai

(Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai) ... Acha ... kahan se khareedi aaisi bakwaas dictionary?