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Mere jaise kapde pehanke tu Sultan Mirza dikh to sakta hai ... lekin ban nahi sakta

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

Skirts ke naam pe ghagra pehenke aati ho tum

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Jinne vade log ... unne chote kapde

I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota ... woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Khubsoorti se badkar kapda hota hai aur kapde se badkar nakhra hota hai

Desh mein azaadi hai, par choron ne pehni khaadi hai ... jago India jago!

Vardi, khaadi, machine gun ... bhool gaye sab Jan-Gan-Man

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge

Kapdan par laga daag toh jaag aur sabun se mitt jaat hai ... par jawani par laga daag zindagi bhar nahi chutat hai

Rangeen kapde pehenne se zindagi ke khoye rang vapas nahi aate

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Jaise hawa aur roshni ke aava gaman ke liye ghar mein khidki hoti hai ... ussi prakaar shareer mein hawa aur pani ke aava gaman ke liye dhoti hoti hai

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke

Shaadi ek sandal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se agar woh ghis jaye toh baad mein sirf maarne ke kaam aati hai

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

Shaadi salwar kameez ke suit ki tarah hoti hai ... khareedne se pehle try karna chahiye yeh dekhne ke liye ki suit kitni hoti hai

Yeh andha kanoon likhega kab tak meri kahani ... ek haath mein yeh kaala coat, doosre mein jawani