dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Khamosh kyun hai zameen aasman ... kya curfew lag gaya hai meri jaan?

Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

Without cash tu kaise karega aaish?

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the

Tune mujhe suffering di ... maine tujhe ring di

Let's rock under your frock

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car

Kaun kehta hai bada size sab par bhaari hai ... kabhi machar ke saath ek raat guzari hai

Banta nahi hero muscle yah metal parts se ... banta hai aur mitta hai superhero sirf apne heart se

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Kaali surat, kaali kartoot

Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi samajh hai ... samajh samajhke joh na samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... aye nasamajh, nasamajh naa samajh mujhe ... meri samajh teri samajh ke bahar hai ... samajhe?

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Main charge bahut karta hoon ... mujhe afford karna aasaan nahi hai

Main ayyashi bhi na ... muft ki nahi karta hoon

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai