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Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

Adhoora kuch nahi chhodta main ... sharaab ho ya hisaab

Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky

Jab pani whiskey ke bina badh sakta hai ... toh soch whiskey pani ke bina kitna chad sakti hai

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

Hai koi pani joh chadti hai whiskey ke bina ... pani needs whiskey ... whiskey mein zaroorat nahi kiski

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya

Shudh shakahari, dal bhaat tarkaari ... sab maal sarkari

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

Purani sharaab aur purani yaadein jab sar chadd jaati hai ... tab aadmi out of control ho hi jaata hai

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Treta mein chaas mile aur Dvapar mein ghee ... Kalyug mein chai mile so bana banake pee

Phatte tak pee phir phatte tak jee!

Bas paisa apna jaani ... baki sab cheeni kam pani

Dhakhan mein agar koi bahadur hai toh woh Nizam hi Nizam hai ... baaki toh bina guthli ke aam hai

Maratha sultanat mein agar Chhatrapati Shivaji aur Shambhuraje ke baad koi hai, toh woh sirf Baji hi Baji hai ... baaki toh sab bajhi hai

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Jab ghee seedhi aur tedhi dono ungliyon se na nikle ... toh beech ka rasta apnana padta hai

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai