dialogues for Tag: Adult

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Na dance, na expression, na pose ... sirf expose

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Na koi kaam karti hai ... na kisi aur kaam aati hai

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai ... lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur raand ki shaadi ki aarzoo ... kabhi na kabhi sar uthayegi hi

Madar ... chhod na yaar!

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Bomb phatke aur phaadke chala gaya

Neem ke paan kadve hai ... Pavan Babu bhadave hai

Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai

Golf mein stick mazboot honi chahiye aur nishana sateek ... taaki ball seedha hole mein jaaye

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta