dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Ishq kare koi kisi se hum mein kya harz hai bhai ... nuksaan joh hamara hoga kaun karega bharpai

Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Tolne aur khareedne mein farak hota hai

Jodhenge todhenge, ladenge ladwaenge, dal banayenge bhigadenge ... par ek roz hi kursi par bahetke dikhayenge

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?

Jahan the wahin hai, na koi izafa hai ... halaat yeh hai ki, na mazmoon hai na lifafa hai

Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

Main aapse itne pyar se baat kar raha hoon ... aur 2nd class compartment ke 3rd class passenger ki tarah baat kar rahi hai

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

Humko toh aata hai dil lagana ... bas nahi aata hai door bhagana

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de

Bahut jhankaar beat aadmi hai woh

Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

Joh bhi karenge ... style se karenge

Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Tum log society ka kachra hai ... main society ka jamadar

Senior officers hai na mausam ki tarah hote hain ... badalte rehte hai

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati

Mujhe tum logon ko chance deke ... chance nahi lena hai

Kamine ka bhai kutta kamina hota hai

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata