dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye

Aage aike ghumavat hai ... ab aa, aa, aa

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Vade log vadi vadi baatein

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Bade mazaaki ho ... bade mazaaki ho

Ek da vada dil aur duje de vade vade bill

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Arre return shiturn karne hai toh khareedte vareedte kyun ho?

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

Bypass mein kabhi kabhi aadmi pass bhi ho jata hai

Oh paaji tussi kamaal ho, tussi great ho ... oh tussi toop ho toop, tussi zindagi di hope ho hope

Upar se hum hain saath saath ... aur andhar se hum aapke hai kaun

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga

Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja

Mujhe achchi filmein bilkul pasand nahin

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Saintalis ke pehle angrez jaan le rahe the ... saintalis ke baad angrezi jaan le rahi hai

Daal mein thoda sa pani dalo, phir usse garam karo ... phir thoda sa apni khoobsurati ka namak, apni shararat ki mirchi aur apne masoomiyat ki malai dal do ... aur mohabbat ke makhan ka tadka laga do ... aisi daal banegi ki daal toh daal, saath mein main tumhe bhi kha jaaonga