dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Kis kis ko yaad ki jiye, kis kis ko royiye ... aaram badi cheez hai, mooh dhakke soyiye

Pehle din Meena, doosre din Tina, teesre din Reena aur aaj yeh nagina

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

Agar mujhe malum hota ki mujhe dekhkar tumhare chehre pe hazaar watt ki muskaan phail jati ... toh main kab ka aa chuka hota

Zindagi bhar zillat ke tukdon par palte palte hamari haalat us apahij ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas chalne ke liye baisakhi toh hai ... par usse pakadne ke liye haath nahi

Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

Koyle ko kitna bhi sabun lagao ... woh kaala ka kaala hi rahega

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Jab insaan nasha karko haivaan ban jaata ... toh haivaan nasha karko shaitaan hi banega na

Zindagi ka mazaa toh khatte mein hi hai

Premi hai, pagal hai, deewana hai

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Shikaar usne kiya, dil ko taar-taar kiya ... bura kiya joh kisi ladki se pyar kiya

Paise ke lalach ne tere dimaag ke tire ko puncture kar diya hai ... aur andhar se akal ki hawa nikaal di hai

Woh dekh-dekh hum mein jeete hai ... hum dekh-dekh unhe peete hai ... yeh meri zaar ka nada nahi hai doston ... mere phatte jooton ke beete hai

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai

Aap kamai mein joh maza hai na ... woh maza na baap kamai mein hai, na paap kamai mein hai

Ghalib na mara tha, na mara hai, na marega ... kyun ki aashiq ka bachcha na sudhra hai, na sudhrega

Woh tujhe mil jayegi ... tere dil ki kali khil jayegi

Mohabbat aur jurrat kya cheez hai, yeh tu kya janega kasai ... yeh deewana bankar rahega, tumhara permanent jamai

Kuch reet jagat ki aaisi hai ... har ek subah ki shyam hui ... tu cheez hai kya, tera naam hai kya ... Rekha, Hema tak yahan badnaam hui

Tum gaye kya jag hua andha kuaan ... rail chhuti reh gaya keval dhuaan

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

Cheena jhapti, loot-mar, atyachar, brashtachar, balatkar ... aaisa koi paap nahi joh is manav ne nah kiya ho

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

Na surat, na huliya, na shakal ... aur ladki ko kehta hai pyar karne bahar chal

Yam hai hum ... hum hai Yam!

Dimaag kharch karne se ... dimaag kam nahi hota