dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Seedhe ghar jaoge yah ... haspatal hokar jaoge

Aap hasti hai ... toh ghungroo bajhte hai

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko ... yeh area mein apun world famous hai ... world famous

Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti ... aye fan chalu kar reh

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

Kya nahi hai mere paas? ... dekhne mein hero body hai fit, jahan bhi main niklon main superhit ... manner mein style hai, killer sa smile hai, rehta hoon tip-top, niklon toh traffic stop ... society ki shaan hoon, party ki jaan hoon, dancer hoon, dashing fighter hoon, smashing jaanta hoon, heart lover hoon fantastic

Yahan tel bhi hai, adalaton mein bail bhi hai ... Kashmir aur Taj Mahal ke saath, suna hai Tihar jail bhi hai

Chot lagegi toh hi mazboot ho jaoge

Main toh samajhta tha ki duniya mein mujhse badkar kamina aur koi nahi hai ... lekin tumne end mauke par aaisa kaminapan dikhaya hai ... ki hum tumhare kaminepan ke ghulam ho gaye hai

Zindagi mein joh hota hai woh socha nahi hota ... aur joh socha jata hai woh kabhi hota nahi ... aur joh kabhi nahi hota, woh kabhi kabhi ho jata hai

Chota kaam hum karoonga ... toh woh kaam bahut bada ho jayega

Jaldi se isse chhod ... varna aa jayega kahani mein ek naya modh ... ho jayegi shamshan ki taraf teri daud ... hai koi iska tera paas todh?

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

Baarish ki chand boondein padhi toh, machi is tarah dhoom ... sabi jawan dil, sabi haseen dil gaye nashe mein jhoom

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai

Main crorepati, tu arabpati ... baki sab chai ki pati

Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Style marna mera kaam ... kyun ki Rajinikanth mera naam

Hai hai meri kismat phutti ... budhe par phir neend ki bijli tooti

Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho

Tum jaise kamine chand logon ko chand mahino ke liye toh bewakoof bana sakte hai ... lekin sab logon ko hamesha ke liye nahi

Kaise kaise aaise vaise ho gaye, aaise vaise kaise kaise ho gaye ... kal joh the chamche hamare, aaj woh leader ho gaye

Tan-e-tanha zindagi se bezaar, ek ladki se kiya pyar ... usse mila na iqraar, na bani woh dildar ... bas yeh cigarette hai wafaadar, woh bhi hai baldaar

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh