dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Note mat karo, feel it ... feel karo, feel karo

Humko maloom hai heaven bahut beautiful jagah hai ... par wahan jaane ka humko itna jaldi nahi hai

Arrey tu sad hota hai na ... main double sad hota hai re

Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai

Jis tarah bina sone ke zevar nahi ban sakta ... us hi tarah bina pitte koi aashiq nahi ban sakta

Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani

Yehi toh problem hai aaj kal ke young logon ke saath ... kaam chor bann gaye ho, kaam chor

Mera naam hai Ghorpade ... aur mere samne achche achche ghidpade

Is umar mein aaisa hi hota hai ... dil atak jaata hai, mamla khatak jaata hai aur neeyat phisal jaata hai

Pehankar police ki yeh vardi hum ghalib tamasha-e-ahle-karam dekhte hai ... chaman ko ujhadte kahi baar dekha, par aaj is club ka hashar dekhte hai

Tu toh meri umeedon ka junction hai ... dil se dil ka relation hai, connection hai, attraction hai, action hai, reaction hai ... yane ki tu meri mohabbat ka main station hai

Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal

Thane mein daayan pair aage rakho toh kehte hai tumhare baap ka ghar hai ... aur baayan rakho toh kehte hai bura shagun hai

Duniya mein hajaam aur doctor hi aaise hote hai ... jinke haathon mein ustra hone ke bawajood bhi ... haskar log unke samne gardan jhuka dete hai

Aadmi chahe jitna bhi teda ho ... arthi sabki seedhi hi nikalti hai

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

Kaale jadoo ka asar insaano par hota hai ... hum jaise shaitaano par nahi

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Kitaabein mehbooba se behtar hoti hai ... atleast intezaar toh nahi karwarti

Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

Hilna nahi ... nahi toh goli maar maarke bina plastic surgery ke tumhara face bighad dega

Hilna nahi ... hilega toh dobara life mein hilne ka chance nahi milega

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga

(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!

Kaanon mein ho baali, naak mein nathni, gaale mein haar, kamar mein chaabiyon ka guchha, paon mein payal ... aur haan agar haathon mein ho kangana ... toh kahan jayega sajna?

Side se dekho toh Vyjayanthimala, peeche se dekho toh Madhubala, samne se dekho toh husn ka pyala

Arre yeh lo ... aa gaye kalyug ke kanhaiya

Banaya hai jisne tumko dekho usse kaise hum banate hai ... maa banane se pehle bhabhi usse hum banate hai

Ladkon se agar ladna hai toh ladakpan mein aana hi padega ... pachpan se nikalkar bachpan mein aana hi padega

Abhi aaye, abhi behte, abhi daaman sambhala hai ... tumhari aulad bhi kya yaad karegi, ki chacha ne kya dum nikala hai

Yeh commando bada khatarnaak hai ... tumhara baap hai