dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Itna roye, itna roye ... laga jaise municipality ka gutter phat gaya ho

Hum toh gulaab lene gaye the ... yahan toh guldasta hi haath mein aa gaya

Khud laat marte ho aur mujhe gadha kehte ho?

Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?

Duniya hum mein kehti hai Salman Khan ... hum aapko kis naam se pukarein meri jaan?

Jab hamari tarah pachpan ke ho jaoge ... toh aaisa bachpan ka sawaal nahi karoge

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai

Baap se nazaren milaoge ... toh andhe ho jaoge

Aaj maut ka vyapaari ... zindagi ka chaukidaar ban gaya

Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai

Joh janta ko pair ki jooti samajhta hai ... woh ek din zaroor janta ke joote khata hai

Arre kahan shaitan ke ghar mein Satyanarayan ki puja rakhne ki baat kar raha hai yeh

Abhe bewakoofi ke laltern se nikalne waale andhere

Shayaron ki mehfil mein jaate hai toh shayar ho jaate hai ... aur koi apne se tagda mil jaye toh kayar ho jaate hai ... zindagi ki gadi mein fit kardo toh tyre ho jaate hai ... aur agar bandook mein fit kardo toh fire ho jaate hai

Aurat ko aur saari ko sambhalna bahut mushkil kaam hai

Khane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, khane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... ghumne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, ghumne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... gappe ladane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, gappe ladane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... aur sabse zyada important baat yeh hai ... ki hasne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai aur hasne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Hum taaliyan sun sakte hai ... magar gaaliyan nahi sun sakte hai

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar

Badalo hat jao dedo raah jaane ke liye ... ke Laila aa rahi hai Majnu se ishq farmaane ke liye

Shanti shanti ... do minute shanti ... uske baad kranti

Hum nahi teer aur talwar se marne waale ... katal karna hai toh ek tirchi nazar kafi hai

Kachre ke keede ko maarne ke liye Flit bazaar mein milta hai ... magar paap ke keede ko maarne waala Flit saala bana hi nahi hai aaj tak

Makkari ki mitti se janam lene waale gaddari ke paude

Hosh mein aa zaalim gareeb jaagne waala hai ... tayaar raho bhaiyo ab yeh khujane waala hai

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai

Tumhe mere pyar par gussa aa raha hai ... magar mujhe tumhare gusse par pyar aa raha hai

Husn ka deewana hoon ... kabhi bhawara, kabhi bulbul, kabhi parwana hoon

Mukka-laat ke baad joh mulaqat hoti hai ... badi pakki hoti hai

Mere kanne chakku hai!